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This thread is dedicated to our need to laugh and break the tensions of daily life...

Please...let's keep it rated PG !!

No nudity whatsoever and nothing that you would be ashamed to repeat to a mixed crowd...

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The other day, a gentleman went to the dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.

The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles," the man said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.

"I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!"

The dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection," the man said. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet."

The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."

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