[glock26USMC]

4 guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the restroom. The three others talked about their kids. The first guy said, "my son is my pride and joy he started working at a company at the bottom. He studied business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became president of the company. Hes so rich he gave his best friend a top of the line mercedes for christmas. The second guy said, "damn, thats terrific! my son is also the pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner where he owns the majority of its assets. He is so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a christmas gift! the third man said. "well thats terrific! my son studied in the best universities and became an engineer, started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave an expensive christmas gift to his best friend, a 30,000 square foot mansion! the 3 guys congratulate each other just as the 4th guy returned from the restroom and asked what are all the congratulations for? one of the three guys said, "were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons... "wat about ur son?" they asked the 4th guy. the fourth man replied, " my son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said, " thats a shame...what a disappointment. The fourth man replied. " nah, im not ashamed hes my son and i love him..and he hasnt done too badly either. Just this çhristmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line mercedes from his 3 boyfriends.

[threetango]

[RJB]

As you well know, most, if not all, of us have been lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities on our way homefrom the various social sessions over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and then topped it off with a margarita.
Not a good idea.

Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a taxi home.

Sure enough I passed a police road block and RBT but because it was a taxi, they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise.

I have never driven a taxi before and am not sure where I got it.

[glock26USMC]

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[RJB]

to funny
Orange County Police Chase



http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LUYbu5DJA1U

[Becca]

That was hilarious!!! I didn't know they caught me on camera. Do you know how much it's gonna cost to get the dents out of my little toaster car from that PIT maneuver?? (Just kidding). Thanks,RJB, I needed a good laugh before sleep. G'night

[Teddybear]

That was wild. Looks like alot of fun! (having been there done that)

[threetango]

[RJB]

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en-route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man
suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is
his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts,
"Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.

HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and
HE even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says "What would you do?"

The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket
before he catches cold."

[911JB]