R U A democrat, Republican, or Southerner

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by JohnnyB, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. JohnnyB

    JohnnyB New Member

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    Here is a little test that will help you decide.


    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife

    and two small children.


    Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife

    Comes around the corner,

    Locks eyes with you,

    Screams obscenities, praises

    Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...


    You are carrying a

    Springfield XD cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?


    Democrat's Answer:

    ∑ Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    ∑ Does the man look poor or oppressed?

    ∑ Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    ∑ Could we run away?

    ∑ What does my wife think?

    ∑ What about the kids?

    ∑ Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    ∑ What does the law say about this situation?

    ∑ Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

    ∑ Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

    ∑ Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    ∑ Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    ∑ If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

    ∑ Should I call 9-1-1?

    ∑ Why is this street so deserted?

    ∑ We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

    ∑ Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior?

    ∑ I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

    ∑ This is all so confusing!


    Republican's Answer:


    BANG!


    Southerner's Answer:


    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    BANG!

    BANG!

    BANG!

    Click


    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'

    'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '


    Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'


    Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!:D
     
  2. chuckusaret

    chuckusaret Member

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    I guess that I am a Southerner......
     

  3. SHOOTER13

    SHOOTER13 RETIRED MODERATOR Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm a Republican...and a good shot !! :D
     
  4. JohnnyB

    JohnnyB New Member

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    Well, Republicans ain't all that bad. LOL
     
  5. 911JB

    911JB New Member

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    I'm a Southerner and didn't even know it, Hahahaha



    JB
     
  6. Colt45

    Colt45 New Member

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    Republician and southern redneck= tango terrorist is in deep s......:rolleyes: