Oh, what a bummer, the cops are on a first name basis with most of the residents I would imagine. I experienced the small town life when I was a kid and was met at my front door many times by a representative of our small police department when returning home after a night on the town.No TinMan, I'm in north east Washington State. Just a few miles from the Canadian border. The boonies as it were. This town has only one stop light and the police department has only 4 officers.