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I'd hate to be the one to clean behind him.
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10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men
(In light of 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women....)
10. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel
9. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease
8. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster
7. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range
6. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag
5. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest
4. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range
3. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control
2. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire
and the #1 reason... A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot
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Sesame Street Gang finally figured out what Nobama's all about...
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I think your tag line was better than the pic of the SS Gang laura...
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The cop and the little girl
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike, " the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, sir," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Give this to your dad and next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!"
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there, sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, "Yes, he sure did!"
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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Maybe that's his sister and that pic is funny?
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