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Here is a little test that will help you decide.


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife

and two small children.


Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife

Comes around the corner,

Locks eyes with you,

Screams obscenities, praises

Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...


You are carrying a

Springfield XD cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?


Democrat's Answer:

∑ Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

∑ Does the man look poor or oppressed?

∑ Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

∑ Could we run away?

∑ What does my wife think?

∑ What about the kids?

∑ Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

∑ What does the law say about this situation?

∑ Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

∑ Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

∑ Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

∑ Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

∑ If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

∑ Should I call 9-1-1?

∑ Why is this street so deserted?

∑ We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

∑ Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior?

∑ I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

∑ This is all so confusing!


Republican's Answer:


BANG!


Southerner's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Click


Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'

'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '


Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'


Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!:D
 

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I guess that I am a Southerner......
 

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Republician and southern *******= tango terrorist is in deep s......:rolleyes:
 
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